Norton

Well-rounded and portly, Norton could be described as your average, All-American pig.  For entertainment, he enjoys overeating, wallowing in mud puddles, and hanging out with his buddy Ruford.

Norton thinks of himself as being intelligent, or as he puts it He’s “a Jeopardy! player in a Wheel of Fortune world.”

He has been in a long-term relationship with his girlfriend Knuckles; although, he has some commitment issues and a bit of a wandering eye. For employment, he works as the night watchman on the farm. Often, he unwittingly plays the straight man for Ruford’s jokes and bad puns.

ruford

Ruford, (a rooster), has a weird sense of humor and a deviant side.  His odd behavior can be traced back to being hit in the head by an errant Skee-Ball when he worked as a carny. 

Unmotivated, he doesn’t have a job, but occasionally looks for work. (Fortunately, he received a rather hefty court settlement from the aforementioned Skee-Ball incident.)

At present, Ruford has a wife (Blanch) and three kids (Wattle, Nester and Pullet). As one might imagine, he’s henpecked.

Among his habits, he likes to eat bugs and steal Farmer Derry’s tractor for joyrides.